Sew some bacon together because this woman is getting ham!

I witnessed three ridiculous things today after work.

The first was on my drive home. I was flipping through radio stations trying to get some music, when I heard 100.3 promise me that they are the only station that will have you feeling good at work with their "30 minute feel-good music set."  Directly following this promise they play Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends."  A song that consists of lines such as: "like my father's come to pass," "drenched in my pain again," and "as my memory rests, but never forgets what I lost."  Who's feeling good now?

Ridiculousness #2-  I had to stop at the Dollar Store on my way home to get some stuff for school.  On my way out I witnessed an elderly man dressed in a kilt refilling the candy vending machines.  'Nough said.

And to end the list of ridiculous things, when I got home I grabbed a frozen pizza to cook for dinner because I'm too lazy to find something to eat.  Look at what a good pizza I bought on sale:

Freschetta Pizza proudly presents their pizza with 50% (count it, 50 PERCENT) more pepperoni!

I counted 15 pepperonis.  Apparently, the pizzas only came with 7.5 pepperonis before.  Good thing I didn't buy the pizza on the amount of pepperonis I thought I would be receiving.